#5402 Sometimes when I just get out of the shower I like to dance naked in front of the mirror and pretend I'm in a rap video.

#5399 I confess that I'm 23 years old and I'm starting to realize that my 17 year old brother goes out to the bars downtown more often than I do.

#5408 Was kinda considering trying to make a move on Richie Tallia even though he has a girlfriend he's fine as hell

"Q"- Well now his girlfriend knows you're coming so prepare to fight for your right to p?a?r?t?y? get laid

#5398 I confess that I'm pregnant and I'm in love with someone who isn't my child's father. He's not attractive, but his penis is amazing, he has Very ugly teeth and a horrible personality. BUT I love him, I breathe him I dream about him and he doesn't even care Abt me. I even took it up the butt to make him happy, did anything for him.
And still he doesn't want me, I can't get over this dude. Any advise to get me over this kid?

Cake - First off, stop telling yourself that you "love" this guy. Who are you trying to fool. Secondly, be a lady. If you don't love and respect yourself, including your body, neither will he. Stop trying to get under him if you want to get over him. A development of common sense and logic may also be required.

#5417 To whoever is in Biology 106 Monday and Wednesday 12:30 to 1:45 with Hannible and comments on here or emails the class the notes we need for our final then I will either buy you lunch if you're a girl or give you one helluva blowjob if you're a guy.

"Q"- QUICK THERE'S STILL TIME!

#5397 Am I the only one that walks with my eyes closed when passing the union because the sidewalk fucking blinds me?

#5395 I confess that idk why in the world every girl needs to have one leg bent while taking a picture with their friends. Can someone please explain why this is a trend? lol Seriously ladies, what's the deal with it?

"Q"- Well you see...when you're on your knees a lot some times you get what's called muscle memory

#5396 I'm happy that when people look at me they can't tell that I'm starving myself.