#968 I almost cried and called my dad when I did extremely well on my final today. Now I get to graduate.

Omega- Congrats! I'll see you at commencement!

#969 I confess I'm on academic probation and can't fail a class this senester. Looks like I'll be passing 4/5 classes. Can I appeal being kicked out a second time? I only have 4 classes left to graduate. What good would it do anyone to have me sit out a senester? Fuck.

#963 Whenever I'm sad, I go to the Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary page and it cheers me right on up.

#970 So me and my husband have sex all the time and it's always been amazing! Well I took a shower with my new shower head a week ago and I changed the setting and took it off the wall and it gave me the best orgasm I've ever had now we try to take showers as often as we can! It's the best!

#962 My life is like a Seinfeld episode and I hate it.

#971 I legit like to scratch my butt crack and sniff it throughout the day. doing it on the down low stresses me the hell out, i dont wanna get caught doing it, but damn i gotta do it.

#957 To the nasty, annoying bitches on the third floor of ZT:
Whoever kept leaving used pads and period blood everywhere: you're fucking nasty clean up after your damn self.
To whoever pees all over the fucking seat: why? Like legit? Why the fuck?
To the group of girls on the main part of the hallway that are always loud as fuck: y'all have no damn respect for anyone and I hope y'all flunk out.

#958 I confess that the amount of fuckboys on this campus that will beg you for nudes and then call you a bitch and a slut for NOT GIVING THEM ANY is too time high!