#5475 I confess that as a woman who loves younger men, I'm excited for this new crop of freshmen.

#5477 So why is everyone dumping buckets of ice water on their head for the American Lesbian Society..

"Q"- Wait, you mean it's NOT for the Airman Leadership School? I want my money back.

#5474 I confess this girl that I've been sleeping with uses her SELU honor chords to tie me to her bed.

#5473 It's my first day at a new job, the owner and his wife recently just separated and he is currently sleeping on a couch in the break room. I walked in the office this morning to him on the couch asking for coffee and snuggles....

Omega- When "I'm getting a new job" suddenly turns into "I'm giving a blow job".

#5471 I am pretty sure I am more excited about the Confessions page being back than I was when my boyfriend asked me to marry him.

"Q"- We won't leave with half or make you meet our parents either.

#5472 Over the summer I took one class and parked by fayard one day for 1 hour. i got 300$ worth of tickets and a boot which costed me an extra 200$ to remove. I don't know who officer 56 AND 49 are, but they're assholes and took turns putting tickets on my car.

#5481 My confession is. My boyfriend has had his hair cut and I know I'm not going to be attracted to him til it grows back. Although he says it's not as short as it was last time, he still thinks I'm not gonna like it which means it's gonna be short! Now unlike you pussies that don't tell your partners when you don't like something I told him the first time he got it cut so short that I wasn't attracted to him, I couldn't look at his face and I won't have sex with him cause I'm not sexually attracted to that look. He gets it cut so short so he doesn't have to get it cut every month but instead every 3.... He's got me a surprise tonight but I've told him to wear a hat so I don't freak out ?? he offered to FaceTime me to show me but I said no and he knows I probably won't hug him because of the hair although I'm apparently going to love this surprise. #Fml #ShallowHal

Omega- #Pathetic

#5477 http://s1.postimg.org/vwexu0pbj/image.jpg