#5506 So last night my gf and I hung out and things were getting hot and heavy fast, but with one problem: I didn't have a condom. After telling her this, she just kinda moans and wants me to stick something-anything- in her. I looked around and noticed my roommate had just bought a fresh bunch of bananas. You can figure out the rest. On the one hand, I'm proud of myself for not going in without protection, but also disgusted with myself for the things that poor piece of fruit had to see.

#5513 I confess that I just farted so loud my dog thought I called him over.

#5501 The guy I would very much like to be in a romantic relationship with has been my best friend since 2nd grade. He is also very much straight and has been dating this chick I can't stand for three months.

I can't stop myself from picturing painful deaths for her whenever I see her face. Being mauled by tigers and shit. Jealousy's a fucking bitch, but some of those death scenes are so fucking stupid that it just makes me laugh and I end up feeling like a horrible person about it.

#5497 Pour a bucket of Viagra over your head to raise more than just awareness.

Cake - ...yeah so for the #ErectileDysfunctionViagraChallenge I'm nominating Bradley Cooper, Justin Timberlake, and Hayden Christensen

#5496 I confess that I need to find a single girl that is not in a sorority, or crazy..... Well never mind.

Cake - There needs to be a way the anti-sorority/non-crazies can stick out for people like you, OP. Maybe hire some sorority girls to get together and make t-shirts for them! You're going to need fifteen girls. One to order and organize the shirts, and the rest to sing a song about it.

#5523 I can't seem to find the place where the normal single girls are that have a personality, all I can see is sorority girls walking around!!

"Q"- After the first GDI/Greek war from SELU confessions spun out of control everyone grew thicker skin. Idk, maybe death threats & lawsuits will start flying again, but I don't see it happening.

#5499 I confess I'm a black girl whose made it publicly known I want to fw a white boy ! "Whea dey at doe ?" *TI Voice*

#5498 I confess that I am a female desperately in need of sex with another female. I'm too busy with my life to commit to a relationship. But a lesbian has needs! I also confess that I have no idea on how to approach girls to be a fuck buddy. Any advice?

Cake - I think Ladies Night at Cate Street could serve you well, dear.