#5528 Im waiting for a good number of you douche canoes to drop so that there will be better parking and places to sit in the damn union. Hurry up and get your refund checks and go away.

#5524 Since school started I been going around taking parking tickets off of different cars so that the person can think they got away with it.....suckers did it to a good 15 cars

#5525 To the girl in the dress who tripped an almost fell in front of my friend and I...you were gorgeous and I wish I would have gotten your name and number.

#5539 To the girl wear the light denhim shorts with the red plaid shirt and short red hair, you made me trip over the sidewalk when looking at you. Hope you like girls ;)

#5522 I confess I took an Adderall this morning, and all I wanna do is throw up....what is this huge hype about?!

"Q"- You took it on an empty stomach is the problem. That's a big no no with any amphetamine & many other meds.

#5521 To all the guys at the gym (70%) please stop the ego lifting; no girl givens a shit if you can move a full rack of weight using your full body to do what should be an isolation. Also no one gives a shit how much you lift if you aren't aesthetic brah. 20% bodyfat crew check in below.

"Q"- Whoever says "do you even lift bro?" first, I'm going to take their mother out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again.

#5523 Our school periodical is going to publish an article about guys 'getting boners in class.' I don't think they realize what they publish reflects upon the entire university.

"Q"- I hear what you're saying. Talk about bad journalism; they're completely neglecting the boner's point of view.

#5524 I know I'm not the only one, but sometimes I tuck my penis between my legs and act like I have a vagina. Quite fun if I do say so myself.