#5562 STOP SAYING "SORRY NOT SORRY" IT MAKES NO SENSE AND IT'S ANNOYING AS FUCK

Cake - you seem a little salty

#5558 Last semester I would make awkward eye contact with this guy in my sociology class... being an awkward girl, I never approached him. We would just glimpse at one another from across the aisle. He'd always sit across from me. This semester he's in my poli sci class.. sits across from me and it's last semester all over again. Seeing as this class is smaller, I finally got his name. I was going to grow a pair and send the silly Facebook request. He just got married over the summer. Wtf. Stop eyeballing me so hard- like mouth slightly open hard- if you're married! I'm no homewrecker. Guys, don't get married if every girl in college gives you a semi.

#5559 So last semester, this guy and me became pretty intimate and i really liked him and thought he felt the same way. Well as you can assume, things ended very badly and we no longer speak to each other. Unfortunately, i have to see him 3/4 days that i go to school because we have a lot of the same classes. Its really awkward and frustrating but i plan on getting even by making 100's on all of my exams so there is no curve and he will get shitty grades unless he is as committed as i am. Take that asshole! Oh, and i apologize if you happen to be in one of my classes...
#sorrynotsorry

#5557 I confess, there are some fine girls in my 2pm Pych 101 class with Suzanne Booth.

#5557 I confess I love how when I'm walking to the right of the sidewalk and someone is nose-down in their phone while aimlessly meandering, and I refuse to move out of their inconsiderate way and suddenly I'm the asshole. I enjoy your looks of contempt when I choose to collide with you, waiting for your scoff or whatnot. It's adorable, fedorable. While you're absorbed in your tiny screen, I will feel no remorse in bumping your shoulder with a smile.

#5560 To the asshole who decided to cut into my friend's story in the union this morning with "No one wants to hear your fat mouth," in the middle of his story. Shut the fuck up.

If you were offended then be polite about cutting in or walk away so you don't have to hear his story. He would have been fine with changing the topic for your benefit with you being in ear shot if for some reason you were offended, or reading your book before class (mind you in a noisy section of the union - but I digress) but being an outright dick to him will get you no where. Also, we, his friends, like hearing what comes out of his fat fucking mouth and wanted to hear his story. Screw you.

Where do these sorority chicks get their extra long t shirts from? They need to hook a sister up

#5556 I came in college a lesbian but I've been doing some experimenting and now I'm so confused. #ilovesex