#5663 I confess that my Biology notes are nearly incomprehensible unless I read them in Bancroft's British accent.

#5661 School is only a couple of weeks in and there have already been so many people staring at me and my legs. In high school I was very self conscious about it, but now I'm trying not to care so much. I'm tired of wearing skinny jeans in the summer. I have dermatillomania. Look beyond my skin. I'm a sweet, intelligent, and interesting person at heart.

#5660 I confess that it made me really happy to wake up this morning with a handprint shaped whelp on my ass from the night before. That's when you know it was good.

#5666 I confess I took a dump out of the second story window of ZT. And my friend pissed in a closet. We were drunk, really drunk.

#5667 I confess that when we were dating, I peeked at his phone and almost all of his contacts were names of comic book characters. I didn't get time to see what name was assigned to my phone number and now it's driving me crazy.

Cake - At the time you were probably his Wonder Woman, but I wouldn't count on that anymore..

#5658 I confess that this tobacco free campus has done one thing only: turned my smoking problem into a smoking and dipping problem. I don't even care to dip much, it's just so much easier to conceal.

#5659 So I was in line today getting something to eat. And I had it in my mind that I was gonna get this girl's number. Sadly enough this other guy beat me to the punch. And I didn't wanna be the "Oh well give your number to me too! Herp derp!"kinda guy. So I just left it alone. Have a class with her tomorrow, gotta make up for loss time before I lose this race.

#5662 Sorry if I'm late on this, but is incredible in "Incredibile Cake" supposed to be spelled incorrectly? If so, how do you actually pronounce it because it couldn't be incredible.... #grammarnazi

"Q"- It's the Italian spelling of incredible, but why "Cake" isn't also Italianized I have no clue. If you say it like "incredibeelay" with a thick Mario accent you'll be close enough.