#5725 The other day, my boyfriend of five years confessed he was actually a woman, then he later says he's actually a horse. To add insult to injury, he then tells me he's a broom. I was devastated and honestly, I am surprised.

"Q"- Please pass whatever he was smoking. Some of us would like a hit.

#5702 Q: Since today just seems like a BDSM themed day I'm going to go ahead and post the last 3 together.
Oh and I saved the best one for last.

1: Since it's becoming more common to say it, i'm a guy looking to be a dom in a dom/sub relationship. if you want to meet up just leave a comment.
you guys really should just make a dating site or a meetups page.

2: I confess that my bf and I are looking for another girl for a threesome. Specifically a BDSM threesome. Finding an unnattached bisexual girl into BDSM and group sex is kind of like hunting for fucking leprechauns, though.

3: My SO and I really want to dominate the short vocal major with the big tits and ass and glasses. We have a shared fantasy for tying her up and making her beg to cum. I don't remember her name, but every time we see her it gets us ready to go.

#5742 I am still in love with my ex. I hurt him though and don't think I deserve him after what I did. I know he still hates me, even after almost 2 years. I was in a dark place when that happened, but I know that's no excuse. We've both moved on (I don't know if I ever truly will) and it kills me to see him with anyone else. I'd give anything just for him to smile at me again.

#5680 I confess I just bought some cute, lacey panties from Victoria Secret and I hope I get to wear them soon for a certain someone so I can blow his mind;)

Cake - Let's be real, that's not the only thing you'll be blowing.

#5677 I don't understand why someone would want to spend hundreds of dollars to make friends. That's all sororities and fraternities are. I mean, are you that much of bitches and assholes you really need to buy friends?

Cake - Understand that Greek life isn't like how it is portrayed in fictional cinematic productions. You may want to quit basing your opinions off of movies such as Legally Blonde or Sydney White and get to know some people.

#5678 I've had a crush on a student at SELU for a couple of years. He is such a hottie, but much younger than me. I just found out he joined the military and will be leaving soon. I feel like I really missed an opportunity...

#5678 I go to campus from 9 am til 8pm due to work and classes and when I decide to have at least one cigarette on campus a week then I'd be damned if a little freshman is going to whine about it. "Don't you know campus is smoke free, shouldn't do it."
Don't you know being a twit is annoying, do you want some cheese with all that freaking wine?!

#5690 Does no one else fear for our country right now?

Omega- I ain't scared...