#5779 So I decided to follow this girl to her car today.I dont even know her name I just passed her and immediately turned and followed. Stalkerish I know. She got into a white genesis with a hilarious car decal. A stickman fucking the word it. She obviously has a sense of humor and shes attractive. Next time I see you im definitely getting your name and number.

"Q"- Hey, genesis driver, you wanna buy some bear mace? I'll sell it to you cheap, only been used twice.

#5737 To the guy who was wearing a red shirt, black shorts, dark hair, and scruffy beard who was playing pool with his friends around 11:30 Monday: I confess that I saw you scratching your butt. In-between the cheeks and all. You didn't wash your hands, but continued to play pool. That's nasty.

#5738 My boyfriend's taking me to chipotle and after he's so gonna get chipotlaid

#5740 Ok Inneed some opinions. I sometimes feel underappreciated by my so called bf. I always give him my all and spoil him with anything and everything especially love. I honestly try to be understanding of his situation but he is 21 with no job and he claims BC of school he can't have one. I've been working since I was 16 and go to school full time but I make it work. I think I am just tired of settling. I always get my hopes up and then they get shot down. Ive been with this guy for almost 6 months and he has yet to take me on a date, buy me flowers or even take a damn walk together! I've never had this kind of relationship with. Other guys they take me out, I treat them out etc. I honestly don't feel like I'm being treated like the woman that Ik I am. I understand we are college kids but you can't afford a 2 for20 at Applebee's? I feel this relationship is going nowhere so why do I keep trying?

#5733 I confess that I keep going for guys that are way too attractive for me. They are obviously the usual rock guys with attitudes and features of legend. I'm always friend zoned immediately and pushed away because they aren't "attracted" to me although I'm a "bad ass girl"..but they are the only type of guys that I'm attracted to enough to try to be with.

#5734 To the baseball-playing douche bag who mumbles "this is bullshit" to everything Hensley says in 354 (study of sex, gender and sexuality): Get off your fucking cell phone and pay attention to what she's saying. Maybe then you'd see that you are, in fact, the perfect example of white supremacy, male centeredness, and entitlement. I realize you may not know what any of these phrases mean since you haven't taken any notes this semester (but I see you over there practicing your autograph over and over again, baseball-boy), so let me put it simply. Open up your mind to the fact that you are not the center of the universe. You are so evidently obsessed with power and privilege that you can't even give the facts presented to you a chance. There's more to the world than you think, there's more to women than you think, and your way of thinking is a lot more fucked up than you think. -Rant over-

#5735 Screw that whole raisin cookie vs. chocolate chip cookie sob story. The reason I have trust issues is from panda fucking express. When you decide to buy 2 entrees of honey walnut shrimp with sweet fire chicken and confuse a rather large walnut with a delectable piece of sweetfire chicken you will then, and only then, know the taste of deception. Also the chow mein is disgusting. Fix it.

#5748 My dream is to build the perfect body and i know that my dream body is probably unachieveable the way i imagine it to be without taking PEDs which is morally against me. I find myself at a cross-road should i go ahead and do it and risk my health and taking a couple years off my life for something i don't absolute need or live and wonder what if my whole life.