#5842 I confess that I was laying in bed, naked, after a nap and felt the need to fart. Since I am home alone, I let it rip, only IT WAS NOT A FART. RIP my sheets that I literally just washed yesterday.

#5890 Just bought the Destiny ps4 bundle. This sh!t is dope yo. Anyone wanna chill and binge on pizza/beer and video games this weekend?

#5889 To the guy bashing SLU yesterday in the comments claiming he went to an elite school. Granted SLU isn't known all over the world, you went to devry university... That's not even a real school...

#5831 Sometimes I like to go to berryland campers and act like I'm buying a camper. I just do it because I'm bored and I like to look at them. One of the younger sales guys sees me and hits on me every time. He's not too bright though and thinks I go to see him every time, even though I hide from him. Sometimes I play hide and seek in the campers while he searches for me because he is so creepy and gullible.

#5888 I think I want to roll Dr. Crain's house for Halloween. ....who's in?

#5840 To the girl in Academy yesterday wearing a Ponchatoula shirt, that knew i was looking, I am glad you didn't mind and even spoke to me a couple of times while we were shopping. You are hot.

#5887 I confess that I think that 90% of the people who habitually comment on these said confession do not attend Southeastern... "SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE"

#5831 I confess that I'm overly obsessed with my dogs. I won't go out or anywhere for that matter because I don't want to leave them home alone. They hate it when I leave and give me the saddest looks. Is that crazy?