#5852 I like to drink and go out and meet new people, its fun. I was thinking about rushing but I'm not down to chill with these stupid frat boys that automatically think there better than everyone on the planet earth. Is there such a frat that's actually cool?

#5830 So a while back I experimented with waxing. A Brazilian wax to be exact. Ever since, I've had this weird habit of plucking out the hair/pubes that are growing back with tweezers.. it's like a weird addiction though I don't do it often. I've heard about people picking their faces and all that.. I suppose this would be similar?

#5832 I hate my ex for the things he did to me. I was controlled, manipulated and physically abused. It took a restraining order but I left him and now I'm out on my own but the nightmares never stopped. I don't know how to move on.

#5832 I just took a drunk piss on the beau Chene golf course! Enjoy that snotty bitches! My present for just moving here.

#5835 Stop using the elevator just to go to the 2nd floor of the library you lazy fucks!

#5832 I shamefully confess, I check my poop weekly for parasites because I'm a paranoid hypochondriac with a weight problem who works with animals... Is that extremely weird/disgusting?

#5826 My roommate doesn't know I'm 4 months pregnant, and I don't plan on telling her. At the end of the semester I'm just going to tell her it's my freshman 15.

"Q"- But for your vagina's sake you better hope it doesn't weigh 15 pounds

#5818 I confess that although I'm all for love and second chances, I'm tired of all these "should I go back to my ex/idk what to do because I still love my ex" confessions. It's getting to the point where I wish they had some sort of dichotomous key just for going back to an ex. Ya know what? I think I'll make one. Stay tuned. And if you aren't smart enough to at least google what a dichotomous key is if you don't already know, you probably shouldn't be in a relationship anyway.