#5991 Totally got a Semi-chub while taking my math test today because of the hot red headed instructor in the math lab. 10/10 would insert penis into woodchipper to smell her car seat

..through a straw...

#5990 I confess that I'm wondering where all my League of Legends players are?!

#5974 I don't see the issue with the guy in front of Fayard preaching. From what I have seen, he isn't arguing or putting up those big signs signs. He's discussing. He has a good conduct compared to those people from last year and years before.

#5989 I wake up genuinely happy. But by the time I get home I feel totally isolated and depressed.

#5971 Cant believe some of the people we allow to call athletes on this campus.

Im not one to call out and discriminate but Sir you sleep through class and never take notes. Today you topped it off, you just brashly got up and began to leave during a lecture. when the professor politely asks where you are going, may i suggest not to rudely reply "IM LEAVIN" next time. While i was entertained by your antics Mr McNeill was not.

#5988 I confess I wanna Fuck Jackie [redacted]

#5987 I have two moods:
Sleep is for the weak.
And
Sleeping for the week.

#5970 I almost punch a girl square in the throat in Fayard cause she was standing in the middle if the hallway. I said excuse me, like a normal mature human, and she moves her ass an inch and looked at me as if I was crazy for wanting to get around her. Bless her heart, she must have been retarded. So FYI everyone, stay on the side and wait for your classes there.