#6047 I confess that I love walking around in front of my roommate in only my underwear because it seems to freak him out. I look at it as revenge for him always putting the toilet seat and lid down. We're men. The lid should never be down on our toilet!

#6068 Rubbing my own feet after a long day #singlelifeprobs

#6103 Can a nigga get a leak of Allison C---- sex tape or pictures?

#6048 I confess I'm a cat. Every guy I date is like a bird to me. Once I kill the bird, or the chase is over, I look down at it and say, "eh, moving on..." It's quite frustrating. As soon as the chase is over, and it's made somewhat official, I am so over it. Why can't I just stay happy?

Omega- Usually this means you haven't found the right person yet, but I'm willing to bet it might be because you're a sociopath who compares their relationships to cats and birds.

Jk OP, give me a hug.

#6044 I found a sum of money in one of the parking lots. If you can tell me the right amount and which lot it was in, I'll work with you to get it back.

Cake - What OP says: "work with you to get it back."
What OP means: "Lul I'm gonna play "Bandz A Make Her Dance" and see if it works"

#6042 Don't be that person who gets mad and complains when the bus driver gets off the bus for like two minutes. He's been sitting on the bus all day; he probably had to tinkle! You can wait a couple minutes or you can walk. And since you're so self entitled, I'm assuming you feel too important to walk. So it looks like you'll just have to learn a lesson in patience.

#6113 http://postimg.org/image/catkq2ytt/

Come on guys. This is not what I need to step in this morning.

#6041 Im in the library about 5or 6 cubicles away from this guy and i confess that i can hear his girlfriend screaming at him over the phone and saw the feeling of relief when he just hung up on her.
#brofist