#6141 I confess that I'm in love with a woman that all the black guys seem to want. She is a dark skinned kind of girl that all the black and Latino men seem to go crazy for. Sometimes I think that she's been with a black man with a much bigger penis than I have, so i feel threatened when they look at her when we are together. Should I feel this way? Sometimes I think this tall dark man with a huge penis will win her back, and give her what I can't. What's wrong with me?

#6144 Stay classy Tinsley Hall women's bathroom....

#6138 I confess that I put up with a bunch of shitty attitudes at work and all I want to do is go home and see the happy, smiling face of my man. But wait! No.....he has a shitty attitude too!

#6146 To the baseball players who thought I was pretty (I was walking around campus around 4:30ish in the evening with the purple shirt and brown hair), I hope I didn't embarrass you when I mentioned that I am engaged. You caught me off guard and I was surprised you guys said anything! Just wanted to say thank you and that I'm flattered. If I were single, I definitely would have been interested.

#6134 I confess that I'm pretty tired of people saying that they are okay with the stuff I'm into but with the same breath make little hate comments about it.

"You really gotta grow up." "That picture makes me uncomfortable." "You gotta stop with this stupid shit."

I'm a brony. I have had the most fun and have met the greatest people because I've become a brony. I respect your opinion that I'm a horse-humping faggot but it doesn't bother me because you don't mean shit to me. What bothers me is when my friend/roommate says they don't care, but then acts like a passive-aggressive douchebag. Pick a fucking side. Hate bronies or tolerate them. I have better friends than you, you little asshat.

To semi-quote the great Danny Y. Sexbang: "My grandma loves me, so fuck you."

#6147 If anyone at University Courtyard is willing to let me use their WIFI Ill pay half the bill until May 2015! No BS

#6135 Found a SLU student ID owned by Kylie Bird outside the cemetery close to campus by Pecan. Let me know if you read this, I'll return it to you as soon as possible!

#6228 My buddy luke is such a douche canoe. On his lunch break he pulls up to golf courses and country clubs and checks in on facebook. Then leaves without ever going in. I guess I've misunderstood what "balling" was my whole life.