#6151 i confess that i went to see sweeney todd last tonight, and while it was a wonderful production, my favorite part was seeing two of my professors (who are married irl) being all snuggly in the audience together. i ship it so hard.

#6152 I confess that I LOVE 5 Seconds of Summer and One Direction and they freaking shut the dome DOWN Thursday night! I laughed and screamed and sung every word! I don't think I could ever love a man after seeing that show, they're all that I need. Best day in all of my 21 years!

#6182 There's a girl that sits in front of me in Spanish class. She has the nicest ass that I've ever seen. I wonder what it would be like to just have my way with her. I would spend the rest of my financial aid money just to let her put it in my face for 10 minutes. She is my ultimate fantasy.

#6153 Mr. Milne, I come to your class hungover every Friday, and you still the real MVP.

#6306 It turns out that my ex is also my girlfriend's ex. Apparently I was the only one of us who was unaware. Eventually, as it always does, alcohol brought the truth to light. With zero influence from me, these two women decided they needed to have a threesome. Imagine if you will... two women who already know how to please each other experimenting with how to best please me. I have seen heaven my friends, and it looks a lot like a porno.

#6267 Son of a bitch...made a nice plate of canabrownies and was all set to finish the top end of my stroker engine, but NOOOO number 8cylinder rocker arm stud for the exhaust valve only came from the factory threaded halfway down the stud so i cant get zero lash....Now i have to repull the head and take it to a machine shop because its pressed in....Thanks Obama! Its a god damned struggle people, i'm tellin ya.

"Q"- Did you try putting it into wumbo?

#6150 I thought after I shaved the hair on my ass it would help with my skidmarks. I always take a crap before class in fayard, and by the time I walk to white hall for my next class, my underpants feel soiled. I confess that im sorry if I smell bad, but I cant help it.

#6238 I'm a Greek girl and I must say that I won't be voting for any of the other Greek girls or my sisters running. Not because I don't love them and don't want to support them. I think that the one enthusiastic, caring, and truly deserving person to be bestowed that title should be Maria Goddard