#6171 I confess I've watched Mia r. Post herself on slu crushes on two seperate occasions.

#6232 I confess that I just want a chill ass girl to smoke blunts with, fuck, and go out to eat sushi. Why cant I find this? You would think that a tall, handsome(from what im told), confident, well dressed,& fit guy would have no problem with this. Help me on my quest to find the perfect friend with benefits!

#6170 So did anyone else get a knock on their dorm room door from girls wearing red asking you to vote for them for homecoming court...?

#6169 That awkward moment when an [redacted] knocks on your dorm room's door asking for you to vote for them for homecoming court and you're in another sorority....

Omega- muahahahaha

#6178 guys I still play Pokemon and I need people to battle against in the union.

#6263 If Jack doesn’t shut the fuck up, I will find very creative ways of killing him. I will begin by using the ‘icepick’ technique on his frontal lobe in order to completely destroy any ability to speak or remember his insignificant life. Then I will quarter him into steak sizes and sell him in a supermarket so he will have at least done something useful in his life.
Just shut the fuck up.

#6167 As a person in a wheelchair, I find it hilarious when people are walking in the opposite direction that I'm rolling on the sidewalk... they will walk in the grass to avoid getting close to me. Oh, and the faces people make are priceless when I hold doors open for them. It makes my legs happy!

#6260 I confess I got a speeding ticket in St helena parish last week. I need to get that thing fixed so if you can help, we can make a deal. Leave some contact info.