Friday, 03 October 2014 01:35 PM
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#6301 As I was browsing the school website today, I noticed a list of "150 things to do before you graduate", well the list was lame so I made A better one: -A.
25 Things Every Lion Should Do Before Graduation:
1. Join a social club (I don't care which one just do something you shit)
2. Get asked to leave a downtown bar for any reason.
3. Perfom/Receive oral pleasure under friendship oak.
4. The 4th floor stacks (we all know what I'm talking about).
5. Smuggle alcohol into class.
6. Attempt to recreate the movie Tokyo Drift in the parking garage.
7. Drink way too much wine and walk around the Art Gallery (Don't get caught).
8. Don't worry about number 8.
9. Get an eye-opener in Java City (You'll see colors)
10. Run a smear campaign against an opponent for homecoming court.
11. Appeal a well-deserved parking ticket just because you're a dick.
12. Walk into a random lecture class, take a nap or ask lots of questions.
13. Blackout during tailgating, sleep it off in Pottle Hall.
14. Try everything at Panda Express (Don't die).
15. Lie your ass off during Career Fair.
16. Have a walk of shame from campus housing.
17. Try not to lose your shit while doing math lab hours.
18. Actually do all the assignments in Southeastern 101.
19. Swim in the Katrina/Rita Fountain (Naked).
20. See how long you can go without a parking tag.
21. Use every bathroom on campus.
22. Try not to catch Hepatitis C in the greek village volleyball court.
23. Make an offensive website that headlines on two radio stations and the local news.
24. Bribe your way onto a homecoming parade float.
25. Make an appointment at the Counseling Center (Y'all fuckers need Jesus).
"Q"- I've got seven of them under my belt so far
Friday, 03 October 2014 12:33 PM
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#6406 I confess that I need more friends that are like me! Chill person who parties, smokes, and just isn't serious all the time! Just people who are down for good time. No I don't got to SLU, I am a dude, and yeah just trying to find more people to hang with! I have plenty friends just looking for something different .. And this page is pretty legit!!
Friday, 03 October 2014 11:59 AM
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#6300 I wish I was so attracted to someone that we couldn't even make it to the bed to have sex. I wanna fuck on the couch, the table, the counter...etc. I've never experienced this and I can only imagine that it's pretty awesome.
Friday, 03 October 2014 10:24 AM
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#6302 I confess i feel like a prisoner now. It made a year at the end of September since my last seizure(worst one ever)- i drowned in the tub and was almost considered brain dead. I'm lucky to be here. Well i broke that streak yesterday. I was bathing my dog and babysitting a 2 yr old when my sister came home and caught before i had a seizure. She called acadina and they rushed me to oschner off of o'neal. As i arrived i felt 10 times better. An hour or so later they came in to draw blood and apparently give me a shot of my medicine. The scary part is the last thing i remember is the nurse coming to draw blood; i wake up an hour later to find out i had had another seizure and was gripping the bed rail so hard they thought i could break it. When i woke up i discovered sheets wrapped around the rails. So much for me almost being seizure free! I cant go anywhere now, so yes i feel like a prisoner trapped with not even a small way of getting out. I wonder how i'm going to conquer this come monday at school....
#lifeofaseizurepaitent #epilepsyforlife #unfortunatly "Q"- We're here for you
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Friday, 03 October 2014 09:17 AM
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#6304 The infamous Q signed my cast. So I guess you could say I'm kind of special.
"Q"- What she doesn't know is I also drew a dick on the back so she couldn't see it and profanity in a language she couldn't read.

Friday, 03 October 2014 07:25 AM
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#6303 I confess I can't look at the bottle of massage oil without getting hot...this is what happens when you spend too many evenings alone with phallic shaped objects.
Friday, 03 October 2014 07:22 AM
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#6405 I confess I don't got to SLU but the page makes my day! Also I'm a dude that smokes and drinks but barely have any friends so I also confess I need new people to kick it with!!
Friday, 03 October 2014 12:15 AM
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#6295 Just called the cops on a drunk driver throwing shit out the window towards my car..I really hope you get what's coming to you. I got you're license plate and everything. I really don't care what anyone says about this. Drunk drivers aren't cool.