#6318 I just found out what a scene kid is, and I have to say, I'm pretty damn disappointed that the rest of humanity let that happen.

#6409 I have a payment profile set up with southeastern where i pay a third of my semester tuition every month but i havent been able to pay for 3 week and im overdue because the online payment option on leonet currently does not work. does anybody know why?

#6316 My sorority friends' facebook pictures work almost as good as pornhub. Keep up the good work thots!

#6317 Saw an acquaintance's wife on a porn site getting facials. I assume it is him delivering the goods, but I can't tell. Do I tell him I saw his wife or keep it to myself?

#6408 Little boys have swag, gentlemen have class. Learn the difference.

#6323 I confess that I absolutely can NOT stand Starbucks coffee! It's like drinking a cup of week old burnt coffee filled with a shit load of sugar. It is probably the most disgusting coffee I have ever had. (And I have tried it more than once.) I don't know how people drink that stuff. NO ONE can beat PJs Coffee of New Orleans!

Sincerely,
A little white girl who hates Starbucks!

#6407 [redacted], the vocalist, looks like Lilo from Disney's Lilo & Stich. Not trying to be rude, but pass.

#6312 I confess that I like to sing The Thong Song when doing anything. Working out, conditioning my beard, waiting for food to heat up in the microwave, etc. Even when I floss, I like to pretend that the floss is a thong and my teeth are tiny little buttcracks.

Thank you, Sisqo, you're an American treasure. And you made boys growing up in 1999 appreciate butts that dump like a truck.