#6340 Popped a squat in the bathroom stall and trying to do my business, but can't because I got this domestic violence woman looking me in the eye like I'm the one who beat her.

#6332 I confess that I start my weekdays with a masturbation followed by a long shower! is that weird?

Omega- It depends on what planet you're from.

#6329 To the phallus slobberer that broke in and stole my guitar... That guitar was my grandfather's. His dad taught him on it, and he taught me on it. When he developed Alzheimer's he could still play a little and playing music together was the only way he'd recognize me. That guitar carries a large, fragile part of me. I know internet threats are laughable at best, but I will kill you over that instrument.

#6366 Willing to pay someone to write me English essays!! Comment below and I'll message you

#6325 I confess I'm in serious need of a math tutor for 155, preferably before my exam on Thursday. If you are interested please comment, I'm willing to pay. Ideally tutoring will continue after this week, I just really need a cram session. PLEASE help a lady Lion out, also I don't need to hear everyones shit about waiting till last minute. I have a lot going on.

#6324 I confess that I would love nothing more than to be fucked mindless by Mr. Hotty that sits on the second row from the top (left side) in Weller's GBio 151 11:00 class. Let's make it happen you sexy beast!

#6328 This past Friday, there was a girl with dark brown hair and a green shirt jogging down the sidewalk on University. I have no idea if she goes to SLU or not, but from one girl to another, I wanted to say you rock! Not everyone is a size zero, and that shouldn't matter. You were jogging to a better, healthier you and that's what counts. I jog at night because im self concious and i admire you for doing your thing. get it girl!! i have no clue who you are but I'm proud of you!! Keep up your hard work. :)

-just another real girl who thought you may want to know that your hard work doesn't go unnoticed.

#6333 Since when did eating ass become a thing? Because that just sounds shitty to me.