#6376 I confess that I suck at talking to females, My self esteem is pretty low and I sometimes hate my appearance. Can't be ugly with and ugly attitude gotta have some balance. Just a nickel looking for a dime. Well atleast a 7

#6357 Prepare URANUS, PLUTO IS BACK!

"Q"- I refuse to acknowledge Pluto as a planet again. It can't sit with us.

#6356 To the lady speaking what sounds to be rapid-fire Spanish into her phone which is on speakerphone IN THE FUCKING LIBRARY: You're annoying as shit. Fucking leave and stop asking that girl for money when she already lent you some that you haven't repaid.

"Q"- but but necesito unos tres cincuenta

#6355 My fiancée's dad gave me a background check and made me do a lie detector when she was not there. He told me never to discuss this with anyone. I don't know what he does for a living, however I don't think it is what she said he did for a living. I felt like it was a joke like meet the fockers, but it was not a joke. That is why we don't have sex.

Cake - Your fiancées father might be Don Corleone and he most likely doesn't approve. Have fun with that.

#6381 America was beautiful until some people started their business in the name of "Bible" and "Church"

#6383 Couldn't you find someone, other than my room mate, to backbite me?
#Dumb

#6377 White knights are fucking hilarious. It's almost as if they actually believe that they make any difference whatsoever. Have fun never being taken seriously by any girl your deluded mind would even hope to be found attractive by. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48H34ukFe8g

#6361 Jenna Reno! Your ID was found on the ground by the door to Livingston Hall. The 2nd floor RA, Rebecca Mayeux has it. This happened on 10/7 at 8:30pm.