#6390 As a guy, when I piss in a normal toilet, I like to try and write my name in the water before "time" runs out.

#6391 I'm a straight male and I cry at the sad parts in movies.

#6389 i'm going to atlanta this weekend. anyone know of good haunted houses there?

#6388 I often find myself daydreaming about lying naked in bed with a female while watching The Human Centipede 1 & 2 then we begin acting out the movies and it's just sooo intimate.

#6387 I confess that all I want to do these days is boil a literal ton of noodles, lather myself up in butter and coexist with the noodles.

#6386 Theres a dude I used to be interested in, until I found out he was married. Well finally got his name and we talked n he's cool but told me he was single. Like im cool wit being friends but I hate being lied to. How do I make him tell me without throwing my friend under the bus for telling me.

Ps. To all you married men out there,YOU'RE MARRIED.You're supposed to be proud of that, not hiding it Assholes

#6385 My buddy opened up a "tavern" in his house for his friends to come drink at. Sometimes I go there and masturbate under the table while talking to him and drinking. I am the only one ever over there and he never notices. Maybe one day he will.

#6418 The non white students are so white washed that they want straight hair, green/blue color eyes and worship a white savior.