#6481 Who the Fuck steals laundry detergent from people's garages and only one bottle. I know it's not worth much but it's the principle that matters. I have a baseball bat waiting for you next time. Try me, try opening the garage door without people hearing it.

#6482 I feel like one of my professors is hitting on me. Every time we make eye contact he licks his lips. He always asks for my opinion in a class of dozens and asks me to stay late and talk about assignments. I don't know what I should do...

"Q"- Well you know what they say...sometimes to get an A you first have to take the D

#6471 I wish you could give your life as a gift to someone else. I'm not really using it. There is someone out there dying of cancer, or a child that won't make it past 2 or someone dying in a third world country that could use this life better than I ever could. It isn't fair. It isn't fair that a piece of shit like me continues to live while actual good people pay the price. I feel terrible for living because they cannot and they are far more deserving.

Omega- Some people are "blessed" with the capacity to understand and empathize with the overwhelming amount of suffering that happens in this world, and those are the same people who have subconsciously given themselves the responsibility of alleviating this suffering.

The fact of the matter is that no matter how you live there will always be something more you can do to contribute to the end of injustices and with that you can find every reason why someone other than you deserves life more than you. Life is not fair or easy, but choosing to end your own will only perpetuate the suffering you despise living among.

#6471 I confess I feel like a single dad sometimes

#6470 This is less of a confession and more of a desperate plea for assistance! I'm getting married at the end of the year and need a wedding photographer. I'm looking for someone whose cost is reasonable, whether a professional or student who just really loves photography. Please help!!

#6470 I confess that my boyfriend is a goody good but I have sexual fantasies about him shirtless, in a black pair of jeans, smoking a blunt, singing don't dream its over by Crowded House. #thismakesmesupermoist

#6469 I confess that I'm a damn good mother to my child. Some people talk bad about young mothers and say that we won't be able to experience the world to the extent as someone without children. Well, I completely disagree. I have experienced more joy and love from my child than you can imagine and I do everything to be the best mother I can be. Just because someone is a young mother, doesn't make them any less competent. In fact, it should show you how much a woman has her life together if she has a child AND is in school doing good for herself. That is something to be impressed about, cause it isn't easy! So shout out to all the other mothers in school doing their thing. You have my respect, because I know firsthand how hard it is!

#6569 I confess I don't know whether to take Daniel Barnes or Kabza for Chem 104 because I suck at Chem and no Chem teacher really ever teaches.