#6501 To the redhead guy who works at WinnDixie who sits in the front of Bancrofts 9:30-10:45 Biology Lecture class:
CAN YOU NOT attempt to speak with a British accent? It's so obviously fake and not impressing. Like are you trying to be cool imitating the instructors accent? I hear your real dialect come out sometimes on accident. No.

"Q"- Wot? u havin a giggle m8? il hook u right in the gabber i swear on me mum!

#6503 My fiance and I have only been together since January, and we got engaged in July. I love him to death, but we both get this guilty feeling when we tell people how long we've been together. Why is it so taboo to get married to someone you've only known for a short period of time? When you know you know, and everyone including us who truly knows us, know's we were meant to be together.

#6511 I have known my entire life that I want to be a stay at home mom, like my mom was for my brothers and I. So when I got TOPS, I went to school for general studies, but when I tell people what I want to do with my life, I get the "You're such a disappointment" look. It royally pisses me off.

#6510 There is no freer feeling than sneezing will sitting on the toilet with no consequences.

#6502 To the blonde girl driving in the white Ford F150 on I-55 texting while driving this morning. You literally kept your face buried in your phone from Amite-ish until the University exit. Please take some consideration for your safety as well as others because it was scary as fuck driving around you. I confess that every time I seen your wheels cross the white lines and hit the rumble strip (I seen it at least twice), I confess that I kinda hoped you'd go all the way off the road into the median. There's no trees or anything hard in the center section, so you'd be safe enough. I'm not at all wishing you physical harm in any way, but rather a jarring lesson before you kill someone else on the interstate.

#6511 The reason why I obsess over celebrities:
I feel like I have more of a chance dating a celebrity than I do dating someone I know.

#6497 my girlfriend left me and i didnt know i had the capacity to be this sad. and the worst part is that its all my fault

#6500 So, this is really odd but I confess that once in a while I have a dream about my sister (close to my age and not step or half sister). Always vivid and sexual.. I always feel terrible and I would NEVER do anything.. But it just pops into my head sometimes like in the middle of a conversation with her or sometimes while I'm masturbating :( I'd never do anything and I always push those thoughts out my head but it's still really weird and I hate it..