I fart in class. No one ever suspects it to be me. Im in a sorority and im too pretty to have such a stinky ass.

One day during my first semester at SELU I tried to go to class way too blazed and ended up trying to enter the SBA through the utility closet. After taking a step into the closet I realized I needed to go back to my dorm immediately.

I workout four times a week, but eat voraciously to avoid becoming too thin. I just want to stay built ford tough. No one knows that I sneak off to Rouses and eat cupcakes/petit fours on the lake. Oh, and my butt seems to be the only black thing I have left other than my skin according to family. Fml.

I confess I want to punch people in the throat that take a seat I've been sitting in all semester.

#6575 I lose my best friend for random week long intervals at a time. Sometimes its more like month. For that time period I get to worry and stress that we'll never be close again while they go hole themselves up in their room and only come out to work. It tears me apart, and they see nothing wrong with it.

#6576 I confess that I have lost my passion to help other students/people. I consider myself to be a nice person so at my job off campus I greet visitors by saying hello and giving them a compliment like: (I like your dress, I like your watch, or you are very tall) My boss said someone came to her and said that they felt harassed and insulted by one of my comments "compliments". Really? A compliment as an insult? I will never help or speak to anyone ever again. Thank You.

#6567 I confess that I was born without the ability to form my own opinion. I am very grateful for people like Jessica [redacted], who insist on writing theirs in the comment section of every post.

Omega- Yep OP...she's also got that other thing you lack- BALLS. The balls to say what she wants to outside of anonymity.

#6577 I confess that I have made a mistake by choosing to commute for my first semester. Can't get any decent hookups where I'm at, and now I'm dry. No celebratory post-midterm pot fest. Sad life.