#6626 If you are one of those sub humans who come into restaurants as they are about to close and order food, please do us all a favor and go kill yourself. Every food service worker would like to kill you a lot more slowly and painfully than you would like to die.

#6627 I confess that I'm considering building a piratebox to hide on campus. My movie library, porn collection, test book pdfs, video game .iso files, and 2 terabytes worth of other various info would be available to everyone for free. Would anyone use it if I put it out there? If it got enough traffic I could open it to uploads so the collective student body could create a huge repository of information.

#6615 I confess that I like elderly women. May be its because of the milf porn!!!

#6620 The size of chicken in chick-filla chicken sandwich is downgrading faster than my grades! #where is the #chicken?

#6608 I confess that it's my birthday and feel I have been completely ignored and forgotten by my friends and family. I got a few happy birthday messages but no one would do anything with me because they would rather do homecoming stuff or anything but come hang out with me for a few hours. Am I that much of a burden?

Cake - Happy birthday, OP! I don't know who you are but it doesn't matter. I love ya and hope you had a bomb ass birthday :)

#6623 Just like Freddy mercury, I just want someone to love, hold me, and be a shoulder to cry on. I'm a shy guy and am told I'm "cute" but I have my doubts.

#6669 There's a boy in the art department with red hair that skateboards - you are the living proof of human perfection.

#6607 My confession: I can't stop fantazing about a hot young college guy! His name is Matt and I want him in the worst way! I dream about him having his way with me... Wonder if he's interested in an older woman?!