#6862 I confess that all I really want in life is to get married and have kids. It is something I have always looked forward to. I feel like it will never happen for me though, and that crushes my soul.

#6873 My roommates suck A** (not literally) why oh why did i get stuck with these people. I swear karma has been on my a** since I was born but what have I done to deserve these annoying, loud, dirty, horrible people in my life. Ugh I wish I knew people before I came to southeastern so I wouldn't have had the only option to be placed randomly in this apartment with these people.

#6865 I used to masturbate in the back of class to girls wearing yoga pants

#6867 I was eating my girlfriend out and noticed something weird in my mouth. I spit it out and it was a wad of toilet paper. Never again!

#6872 I won't go down on my girlfriend because she is a back to front wiper and I don't wanna take chances.

#6874 Looking for smoking buddies. Lol.. I get some of the best weed you'll ever smoke.. But it's not fun smoking with the same people. If you want to get Lit like a Christmas tree leave a comment

Cake - Can't spell COP without OP.

#6860 Seriously!! Never have a music major as a roommate!! My roommate thinks she can sing and sings to everything loud as hell in the living room. I wouldn't mind if she did that in her own room at least i won't hear it as much when i close the door and turn on the TV. What's even worse is when she has her friends over and they all sing together!! That's when it gets annoying as hell!!!

#6877 Ugh I hate my roommates!!! They are so loud, dirty and bring so many people over!! I seriously wish I could afford to live alone!!!