#7098 Ever watched the "Hot Crazy Matrix" video?
Well. Let me break it to you.
That video?
IS COMPLETELY ACCURATE.

Sincerely,
Girl

#7072 I confess I have never been in a relationship, but I recently started to be fwb with a guy here. At first he was really interested in me and seemed like he wanted a relationship, but now that we are messing around he has made it pretty clear we are just fwb. The problem I have with it all is that I assumed as friends with benefits, we would be mostly work on the benefits part, seeing he doesn't want a relationship, but he texts me all throughout the day. He treats me as if we were dating, except he isn't labeling it, or letting me meet his friends. I feel stupid for continuing on with it, but at the same time, I actually want a relationship with him and I enjoy talking to him. If I try to progress it into a relationship he backs off, but when I back off he gets clingy as fuck.. I just don't know what to do anymore.

#7097 All of my bassheads MUST go to the Soundstage Warehouse Party in Baton Rouge this Saturday! 16 of Louisiana's BEST DJ's! 125 WATTS of electronic music! 9pm - 7AM, that's right... Till the sun comes up!!

#7076 When you poop for so long that the motion sensor light goes out so you stand up to move and turn it back on, only to discover that both of your legs are asleep the point that you literally cannot feel them.

#7065 I confess...
I started dating this really cute guy from Pi Kappa Alpha. I fell in love. We went on a date to see Ouija where he was scared and I was laughing my butt off predicting the next move the entire time and then we went out to eat and watched the saints game.
At which point one thing lead to another and we ended up back at his place. I got to meet his Grandma.
I wasn't planning on letting it go anywhere but that didn't last long and we ended up having 10 hours of straight sex, I slept for an hour, woke up, gave him a blow job, he brought me home where we had sex again.

I was apparently a lot of first for him:
*first scary movie he was scared of
*first time having sex on first date
*first sex without a condom
*first girl he's had to explain football to
*first ex that didn't cheat on him with his best friend
* first girl to tease him so much
*first nonskinny girl he was with
*first girl who didn't know all the music on the radio

He said he wanted me to be his last too:
*last girl he wanted to date before marriage

All this time we didn't use a condom (stupid move on my part) he used the pullout method, came, then went right back in. Yes you can get pregnant that way
Well these past two days haven't been very nice. I got a call my BC is late so I am a higher risk of pregnancy, I ovulated today, his ex mysteriously reappears out of no where and they are moving to Tennessee together. At the end of the semester
I have no idea what to do. I refuse to get an abortion, its too late for Plan B, he doesn't want a child (I don't want one with him).
He has blocked me on all social media and communication areas, so if I end up pregnant (hope not) I am left going through pregnancy, labor, and raising a baby on my own.
It doesnt help I have a history of self harm to go along with all of this (which he said freaks him out) I do it to turn emotional pain into physical so I can handle it. I am not now nor have ever been suicidal
To whoever this girl is, have fun. He apparently left you because you moved, and now left me for you.


And to think I wasted my time with a fraternity douche bag.

To the rest of Pi Kappa Alpha. Hope your not as insane of douche bags as he is.

#7069 I wish Molly would stop posting stuff about her ex. If you're over him, good for you! But saying how happy you are all the time then posting things that is clearly about him shows you aren't over him. Grow up. I don't know your ex, but by how much you still obsess over him, looks like he's the lucky one.

#7096 I confess that I'm in desperate need of a girlfriend I can get stoned, work out, watch cult Classic movies, and make the sex with.

#7095 Sometimes, I lie in bed and stare at the stars and wonder "What does human flesh taste like..."