#7272 I confess that I hate all of you little sorotity bitches that travel in your little herds like a bunch of cows. I can't go in the union without seeing a line of 20 tables with them all sitting at. You all look exactly the same and talk about the dumbest shit (you talk loud enough for everyone to hear). Is "basic" really what you strive to be? Get some originally and friends that you didn't buy.

Omega- frustration = generalization for too many of you little whiny bitches. I can't check confessions without seeing a line of 20 posts talking shit. You all do exactly the same thing and talk about entire categories of people as if they behave the same way (you bitch loud enough for everyone to see your post on our site). Is "generalizing asshole" all you strive to be? Get some originality.

#7273 I confess that college is killing me... I feel like I'm not doing anything truly good while I'm here. My social anxiety has also gotten so much worse. I avoid interaction at all costs. Just no talking, no eye contact, just wait for the day to end.

#7268 I found an amount of money, if you can tell me what type of bill it is, what day you lost it, and where you think you lost it I'll return it to you.

#7269 I confess that I really hate being in a class with this one girl. She smells like cat pee. Dear girl in my 467 class, please shower, wash your clothes, and bathe your cats more often or something.

#7274 Every time I eat Chic-fil-a, I think about all the butthurt homofags and can't help but smile.

Omega- Every time I read something homophobic, I can't help but get a boner from thinking about taking advantage of the closet "homofag" behind the keyboard.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014

#7267 I confess that every time I hear a music major or I'm sorry singing major start to sing.. I get pissed off. We all know you can sing there's really no point for you to sing EVERYWHERE you go!!! Please don't come into starbucks either while I'm trying to study and start singing.

#7266 I need help! I'm in GPA remission and need some advice on electives I could take to help raise my GPA.

#7380 OK this is a small rant but the big nosed ogre that picks of garbage at school decided to nearly run me over, spill garbage juice all over my feet, all after he left the utv he was driving running right behind where I was sitting and choked me out with exhaust fumes. Result = bad day