#7311 It seems as though the season of breakups is among us, friends. Here are a few reminders, I hope this is some helpful advice:

1. You are beautiful in several different ways. Maybe not to said person that just broke your heart, but to the RIGHT person that you will meet some day. Not trying to be a cliche bringer-upper, but being alive is pretty fucking awesome. Remember beautiful while you're at it!
2. Do not make any permanent solutions for temporary problems. Yes, this rules out impulse tattoos, self-harm (MAINLY suicide), etc. Just because today is a bad day doesn't mean that tomorrow won't be the best ever. Don't plague others with your negative emotions, no one likes a Debbie Downer. Stay positive!
3. Most of all, you are responsible for your own happiness. Never ever depend on others to make you happy, because 9/10 times you will be let down. Friends help, advice helps, but the only thing that can ultimately help you is yourself.

Be happy, my fellow students. If Charles Manson can find love in the darkest of places, so can you! <3

"Q"- And if Honey Booboo's mom can find a husband, so can you. (y) <3

#7290 To the person in the tan Toyota Corolla who ran the stop sign at the train tracks to avoid getting stopped by the oncoming train, you're fucking stupid. The train was about 30 feet from hitting your stupid ass. I hope you got where you were rushing off to, but next time, don't be selfish and put others in danger. Sincerely, a concerned driver.

#7289 I confess im in a down moment. I just got outta a 2 year relationship with a girl that I loved and gave everything to. We broke up because she claimed I never wanted to do things with her which was a lie. I went to see her on break at work everyday she was working, I go with her to visit her sister at her college, and I wud go do things around town with her. The problems always started when she would bring up going to the movies which is something I really don't like because of prefer to rent a movie and watch it by ourselves. Now she's seeing someone new not even a week after the break up and I cnt help but feel horrible because I love this girl with every ounce of my soul and she can just go on like its nothing. Idk what to do.

#7296 I confess that I totally messed up any chance of a relationship with an amazing girl.

#7297 I don't enjoy sex nearly as much when there isn't a lot of foreplay and getting the girl worked up. The difference in pleasure is night and day. Guys can be notorious for going straight to pound town, but there are some girls who want to go right at it too. When I get a girl who let's me take control and work her body in all sorts of ways, it's like finding a Benjamin lying on the ground. Foreplay pays dividends.

#7291 I think I've found the Antichrist.. She is my English professor..
No, but for real, don't ever take [redacted]. I've had some pretty bad English teachers, but she takes the cake. (Not you, Cake. The actual desert.)

Cake - I've never heard of the Cake Desert. Must be through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest and through the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gumdrops.

#7292 I confess as of July this year I met this girl who I assumed was pretty legit. We started talking on facebook and started going out that same day we talked. But it was like I knew she was using me. I would buy her everything she wanted and needed because I guess you can say I fell into some feelings right off the bat for her. But she got use to that shit real quick. She'll get mad at me and won't talk to me for stepping up, but after a few weeks pass by she'll call me and wanna do something. But she already told me she doesn't have any feelings for me. So I'm like wtf.. Should I just cut that bish off? And take it as if well she done had her chances.

Cake - Constructive advice using song titles from today's hits from yours truly: That doesn't sound like a healthy Lifestyle. You don't need a gf to be like the Cool Kids, Shake It Off and move on. Each time she tries runnin' back you, stand your ground and say, "I Don't Fuck With You. And no, not even if you Beg For It. Go find someone else to fill your Blank Space."

#7321 Dr Elliot in teaching and learning is going to hell. And I hope she stays miserable. And Dr. Autin can join her as well, with that nasty gold fingernail polish. She has nasty hands to. Her computer has dirty hand prints. That's whole department can suck a dick.