#7375 Ben ******** is such a douche canoe. Dudes fat and a fuckin asshole, good luck with that combination

#7370 I fell in love with a Tranny, should I bring her home to meet the family?

#7360 (Long confession, sorry)
I confess that I told one of my friends, who is a girl, that I've had a really big crush on her since I met her this past summer. I'm also a girl. We are both bi. She's one of my best friends and I just like couldn't go along like there was nothing there. Turns out she feels the same way. She has something going on with another girl and at the moment (they aren't dating yet) I'm talking to a guy that I'm probably going to start dating soon.
Her and I both decided to be with the ones we are about to date now because we really like them and such and we really want to see where things go with them.
Two days after I told her I like her she stops talking the the girl she was going to start dating and text me and said "I want you to be all mine" and that crap. She got all mad at me when I said no, I'm already about to be dating someone else & I thought we discussed this? Well now she's mad at me and won't talk to me. I've tried to talk to her but she won't even give me the time of day. I can't so me anything if you don't talk to me. I realize now I probably should've waited to say anything.

"Q"- You had me until the 2nd to last sentence. Then all of my wut hit the fan

#7357 I confess that Cole in my biology class makes me wet everytime he walks in. He has a new sexy outfit everyday his glasses make him look so sexy. My favorite is when he comes in with those skinny sweatpants and his chucks on. How does one get to know you more?!?!?

Cake - "If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes" or "hi"

#7350 There was a hands up don't shoot rally walking around campus today and it took every thing I had not to point my fingers at them and go BANG! BANG! BANG!

#7352 You want to change the world, but our homefront is a wasteland for the poor and powerless. These causes that encourage change are as futile as trying to funnel Niagra Falls through a coffee straw. You want to donate to a cause, but you can't pay your taxes. You want your voice to be heard, but you're just a grain of sand in a vast desert. It's not cynicism, it's realism. How do you expect to change the world if nobody knows your name? Do you think we should teach quadratics to toddlers? Or maybe start with basics? Every world cause that we deem "important" is the equivalence of betting on a blind, broken boxer in the ring with a prime Ali. Quit wasting your time. Quit wasting your money. Invest in the family 3 houses down from you that ate canned tuna and vienna sausages for Thanksgiving. Our problems don't start 3,000 miles away.

#7343 I confess that I make over $1500 per week but I'm still living paycheck to paycheck #cantsavemoney #videogameobsessed #girlswhocantsavemoney

#7361 This isn't really anonymous, but if you see an ID belonging to Andrew Labit, please inbox me. I lost it today around fayard or the union. Thanks