#7413 I'm a girl who doesn't like to have sex for longer than 20 minutes. Honestly, I finish within the first five, after that I'm just trying to make you feel good about yourself by acting like I want to keep going.

#7414 I confess that I became a mother recently and I will be a wife soon. I feel like I've lost my identity and I don't know who I am anymore. I really strive to be an affectionate, attentive mother, because my mother wasn't the best and I don't want my child to grow up like I did. However, being a mother isn't fulfilling to me at all. Knowing I will be married soon is also overwhelming. Because of my many past relationships, I know for a fact that this man's the one. I don't know how to describe my feelings without sounding completely disinterested in my good fortune...
There's just an immense comfort in being single and childless. No one to be dependent upon, no one to depend on you.

#7410 I confess that I've kept every dick picture ever sent to me. Downloaded an app that hides them. I have a separate folder for each guy's wiener. Why do I keep them you ask? A few reasons. 1) I like to compare them to eachother. Who has the nicest looking dingdong? Whose looks the weirdest/smallest? 2) I use them as blackmail. Oh, you want to be an ass to me? Too bad you sent me a dick pic WITH YOUR FACE IN IT. Seriously though, are you that dumb? NEVER send nudies with your face or any defining feature in it. Gonna call me names & shit and try to bring me down? I'm a girl, which means I'm an excellent investigator. I can find your job, your boss, your mother, your new boo, anything. Guess who's gonna be getting a shocking message with your man meat inside it? Maybe all of them. Yep, probably all of them. Think again before fucking with me. And btw, before all you fuckers try to shame me thinking I sent pics to these men - I didn't. Apparently guys just think I want to see their junk. Never asked for them. Never returned them. I'm just one bitch you DON'T want to mess with.

#7424 Me and my boyfriend of two years broke up and I started talking to this guy and we had sex and it was the best sex I have ever had god he knows what he doing in bed.. I never knew I was that flexible.

#7408 My nose hairs grow like a 65yr old grandpa....I'm a 21yr old female. ....so I get txt like this from my dad

#7407 I just sent "k" to my boyfriend via text and shit is about to get SO real.

#7405 I confess that at night, if I hear the squeaking of beds, I will scream "penis" as loud as possible in the hall of my dorm's floor. After said yelling of "penis", I retreat into my room and giggle to myself at the success that I have had because the squeaking stops and it makes everything awkward. It works every time.

"Q"- Do this on my floor during finals week and neither RA nor campus PD would be able to save you.

#7495 Thanks guys next door (or above us?) in the dorms for knocking to confirming that we're nerds. We love you. Thanks for the laughs. :')