#7499 I confess that a lot of these fucks in here gets off by not using correct punctuation or grammar. Well news flash dip shits, most of us don't attend college, we just like to party with the frat kids. So take your grammar and go suck it.

#7425 I confess, that in a class that will remain unnamed to protect this page, whose department may or may not be in D-Vik. I made an A on the first test a C on the second. A's on all of my primary homework assignments, and B's on all my quizzes. I go into the final and smash it to pieces. I come to find out that I am failing the class. When I ask my teacher why I'm failing, they show me it is because of two secondary homework assignments I apparently did poorly on. I may or may not have caught a glimpse of everyone's grade in the class when I went to see them. To me, it might have looked like everyone was failing that class. I feel a curve coming soon...

#7432 I confess I've always wanted to practice tantric sex. It seems like it would form a really awesome connection with another person and be very fulfilling.

#7426 I spend more time planning what I'm gonna do after finals week than studying for my finals #FinalsWeek

#7423 On December 15th, I will reveal the true nature of omega via screenshots of his fascist tendencies and sensitive ways. I will leak a new one every fifteen days for a year until he is no longer a moderator.

Let the truth begin (;

Omega- Oh lawd, I am truly flattered. Can we expedite this process? How's about this- You get back to me (via fake Facebook profile or through submitting another confession) with a sooner date and I will ANNOUNCE that date and URL to find these alleged screenshots to our 5900+ audience members, who have nothing better to do than run me out of town with pitchforks and torches in their hands.

#7420 I confess that im pretty depressed and lonely. I just wish that I could feel what happiness is. Ive been like this for years. I hate the way it feels but it always haunts me. I dont know what to do anymore.:/

#7421 My email inbox right now:
- I missed the last class, can you pleaseeeeeee send the notes for the whole semester.
- My computer crashed while I was studying, can someone pleaseeeee send me all their notes?
- Due to me being sick, I missed some class. Can someone please send me all their notes?
- Can someone type up all the power points from so-and-so's class and send them to me?
- Professor XYZ deleted his power points.. Can someone send me their notes? (They're not deleted, btw).

NO YOU LAZY FUCKS. If your ass would've went to class like the rest of us instead of partying all the damn time, you would have them. Bastards. I swear, you people are pathetic. I've never heard of so many laptops crashing at the same time or so many people happening to be sick at the same time. Piss off rugrats.

#7422 I Just watched a dude rail adderall right off the table in the middle of the library & his GF stirred hers into her pudding #finalsweek

"Q"- Or for some of us #everyday
...#helpicantstop