#1192 Can someone please explain to me how a ratty ass ho can live with her boyfriend in the dorms, but I can't have a friend spend more than X amount of nights in mine? The RA's in Taylor Hall sure are biased. That cottage cheese needs to be put back on the shelf. And fix ya nappy ass hair, ho.

#1191 Hey Steve F. Thanks for giving me fucking gonorrhea. I probably can't write his full name on here since it'll get bleeped. But he plays [redacted]. If you've had sex with him recently, get your ass tested.

#1190 Deanna Decoteau is absolutely gorgeous

#1189 I confess I want to have sex with Abbey [redacted]. Ever since I first saw you Ive wanted you. Maybe you'll get drunk enough over spring break to fuck me too.

#1188 I wish i had the chance to talk to the absolutely stunning blonde cheerleader in Meade hall this afternoon.

#1187 john st cyr is the hottest guy on campus lol

#1185 Articles like this is why people never take the school's paper seriously
http://www.lionsroarnews.com/news/view.php/1028314/I-personally-dont-believe-in-vaccines

#1182 I confess that I always look up advice on the internet, many times on forums. I know that the advice is sketchy a lot of times, but I just filter it through my biases and call it a day.