#7516 After years of fooling around with girls last night I had sex with guy for the first time . Ladies do it well but guys do it better. If only guys had nice fat boobs..

#7525 This isn't a confession just a helpful tip. To the white [redacted] car with [redacted] hanging on the rear view mirror you are going to get a parking ticket for parking backwards in the parking spot I noticed you did it yesterday and I saw two people get tickets today. Hopefully this helps.

Omega- I would have left the automobile brand uncensored, but I feel like parking police need the workout.

#7621 I confess I want to take a girl on a date and see if there is any connection I'm a girl, and I'm not looking too hook up just see if this what works with me.

#128 I confess that I've really fucking missed you. My news feed is now worth scrolling through again. Come eat pizza with me.

#7508 I was unlawfully terminated from my GA job last semester, so I am in the process of filing a lawsuit against them. Take that Teaching and Learning.

#7510 Can i brother just find some friends on campus im tired of eating panda express by my lonesome self. Sounds thirsty but hey ah well #Thirsty

"Q"- ? I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone, there's no one to deriiiide meeee! BUT ya gotta have friieennds! ?

#7501 Too the girl pulling off campus in the white challenger with red stripes listening to guns and roses. I want to knock on your heaven's door.

#7502 ATTENTION ALL PISSED OFF STUDENTS ABOUT TEXTBOOK RENTALS: I was told to complain directly to auxiliary services about the cluster fuck that is this new system.