#7641 I confess that I would really like to start working out and getting into shape. I'm not looking to buck up or anything. Just wanna loose this gut and fat chin. But I looooove sausage sandwiches, poboys, and red meat!!! That's my effin' problem

Cake - To me.. you CAN have your cake and eat it, too. Stick to a healthy eating plan with plenty of excercise. Just make your sausage sandwiches and Poboys your cheat meal! If you must have sandwiches, do yourself a favor with them. Add healthy condiments (lettuce, spinach, tomatoes, etc) and cut back on the bad ones (mayo, cheese, ketchup, etc). Nobody is perfect, it's okay to cheat every now and then. Just remind yourself of the big picture and get back on track after :)

#7640 I confess that I only drink when I'm happy. I haven't had alcohol in two months.

#47 I confess, it seems like you only want the one you admire when they don't want you. But as soon as they want you, you all of a sudden start to lose interest. Really strange the way that works.

#7638 i accidentally found my roommate's dildo and it made me respect her more.

#7639 I only like February because of discounted valentines chocolate and king cake. Nom nom nom bitches

#48 I confess that I am really tired and fed up with seeing and hearing about all this real world and party down south bullshit. Both shows makes our state look bad and I don't see any humor or encouragement in it. Ravens a whore and Tonys a player. Rant over.

#7637 I confess: I'm so sick of walking into a restroom and seeing piss on the toilet seat. You lazy bastards need to lift the damn seat, it's ridiculous! Nobody wants to clean up after you, and it's as if you never learned to aim. I wonder, do you do that shit at home?

#58 Several Christian students have asked me for financial help or other favors! As an atheist, I think this proves that Christians deep-down know that Jesus Christ is not real. If Jesus was real, why not fall on your knees and ask your 'savior' for money? Nothing like being a poor Christian. Lol