#1207 whoever keeps calling out douche baggery today needs to STOP IT. when "southern douche bags" get all insecure and frustrated about being unoriginal pricks that will subscribe to whatever the loudest simplest asshole with the biggest truck does they tend to crowd up my gym and secretly fuck each other in the locker room showers (i'd say about half are repressed homos). no offense to queers, it's just sad that so many of yall are psycho date raping frat bros.

#1206 I felt inspired by the Your Moms post and went ahead and made this.

#shotsfired

#1205 I confess that there is a tremendous amount of shitty rap/trap music out there, most of which can be heard at Your Mom's (bar & restaurant) during late nights- complete with a bunch of drunk fratty boat-shoe-wearing-probably-sucks-trumps-dick ass motherfuckers howling and hollering at their girlfriends/butt-buddy-frat-bros in the background. Seriously, fire that DJ- but first lure in those douche bags and sterilize them (and of course the DJ also). k thanks have a good day.

Omega- who pissed in your cereal this morning?

#1204 What tips specific to Southeastern do you guys have for incoming freshmen?

Omega- Take advantage of easy introductory classes b/c if you can't pull off a B in those you're probably wasting money.

#1203 Any Pokémon players out here enraged by team mystic taking over all gyms?? I want to stage a takedown (on the four gyms on campus) but I need help. It's easier to take down the gym together. It doesn't matter what team you're on, let's take them down!!! Leave your comment below and I will get back with you! Have a lovely spring break!! P.S there is a Pokémon event going on (double XP and lucky eggs on sale!!!)????

#1202 Has anyone taken are is taking Michaelyn Broussard for the online course of GBio 107? How is she?

#1201 I confess that I have a small penis. My penis is about 4 inches long. Yesterday, my girlfriend and I decided to take the next step in our relationship and have sex. As soon as I pulled my pants down she laughed and dumped me. This unfortunate fact of my life has been a real hinderance to my love life and has started to take a toll on me emotionally. I try to compensate in otherways by using toys,extra foreplay, and I even sought out advice from one of my lesbian friends. However, nothing has seemed to work. I understand everyone has their needs sexually, but is all hope really lost for me? It makes me feel even worse when I hear jokes about guys with small dicks being worthless and lesser human beings. I am ashamed of my body and I am alone because others shame me for it. I do not know if I can go on like this anymore.

#1200 SLU has nothing but racist ass black people that are always looking for the free hand out. Here is an idea if the African American race is so oppressed then explain how Oprah, who came from nothing, is now considered one of the richest females in America?

Omega- Someone is in the mood to hit a fucking bee hive today, hu? You're either an extremely (like, really) shitty troll or you're actually a racist- either way you're a fucking loser broooooo.