#7745 I confess that i think im asexual, but i desperately want a relationship.
I fall in love with people so easily, yet have no sexual attraction. I want to kiss everyone and cuddle, but have sex with noone.
In a society obsessed with sex, im thankful i atleast have my cat.

#7746 I flooded my dorm room in Washington like 2 weeks into the fall semester because I accidentally fell asleep while waiting for my bathtub to fill up. The hot water made so much steam that it set off the smoke detectors and they would *not* turn off. I still hear their incessant 99,999 decibel beeping in my nightmares. There was so much water... it went all the way into my roommate's room and partially into my room. Luckily it did not ruin any of my roommate's things, so naturally she was laughing her ass off the whole time at how fucked I was. It happened at approximately 10pm at night, and the RA had to call her supervisor to come deal with the situation. She arrived in her PJs, and was not in the slightest bit amused. The guys that lived across the hall were extremely nice and gave us some of their towels to help mop up the water, but a water vacuum had to be brought in to properly do the job. This all was rather humiliating, and unfortunately I had bright red hair at the time so other people down that hall started calling me "Ariel" when they'd see me in public. I apologize to everyone who had to deal with my stupidity that night!

#7747 I confess that I want to fuck a Kappa , I've Fucked a Que Dawg and let's just say his neck roll is on point. But I want a kappa to shimmy on me all night.

#7757 I need to get something off my chest. As a child, my father taught me how to hunt down and kill humans. He said that it was a family tradition. He was taught by his father, and he by his going back ten generations. So at the ripe old age of seven, he took me out on my first hunt. My father told me that we were superior to humans, and that they were just dumb beasts. He also told me that God put them on the earth for us to kill and eat. He taught me the how to kill them quickly. Not to minimize there suffering, but just so they wouldn't be able to run away. "Don't shoot them in the head, so we can mount them later", he would say. The first few times I was nervous, but after a while I started to love it. We had a room in our house were we would gut and clean them. That part I found especially exhilarating, the feel of the knife unzip peering soft flesh still gets my heart pumping to this day. We would use every part of the human. What we couldn't eat is a few days we woul smoke to keep it good. I loved the sausages we would make out of its own end trails the best, soft and succulent they were. One day I had an epiphany though. I ha a male in my sights, I was about to take the shot when he turned around. He looke right at me with bight intelligent eyes, an in that moment I knew humans were more than just beasts. They had minds of their own. They hoped and dreamed for a better tomorrow, and feared the pain and loss of today. They were ALIVE, and I had never really understood that before. How could I who is supposedly a higher form of life, deprive this being If its? What kind of mister does that? Well, I'm sure you have heard enough from this buck. I just wanted to share this important moment in my life with you.

#27 I really need one of these Christian Grey fellas. I just can't seem to get enough of him! Anyone know where I can find one? Ha

#28 I confess that they really need to do something about DVick. It's a roach fest in there! In every class I've had in that building a roach, cockroach, or the little ones have appeared! Everytime I go to my Eng class, there's at least one or two tiny roaches crawling around....ew!! Last semester I stepped on a dead one while leaving class too....thinking about it makes me freak out! I'm terrified of roaches in general and to have to sit there and remain calm is fucking hard! SELU, you need to do better!

#7741 I had sex for the first time ever last semester with a guy I really really liked and trusted. I ended up with herpes. Now idk if I ever want to even try dating or anything ever again because I don't ever want someone to feel or go through what I did.

#7744 I confess a lot of the posts on here aren't confessions; just a lot of kids whining about stupid. Here's my confession - I know my ex cheated on me so I fucked her best friend and put the used condom under her mattress with a note detailing the night me and her "bff" had. Also, I shat in her toilet and didn't flush before I left.

Childish? Yes.
Do I need to grow up? Yes.
Would I do it again? Definitely. The friend was better in bed anyways and didn't have a gag reflex.

Also, I confess that if the mood hits me when I'm in public, I beat off in public restrooms.