#12 I confess that I am currently laying in pain and bleeding profusely in the union. I want to cry, and slap everyone I see. I NEED a heating pad & a chocolate bar, NOW!! Fuckkkk my life

To the bros in my history 429 and earth science 102 class who sent everyone the answers to the study guide ...you da real MVP.

#19 OH MY FUCKING GOD

#1 I had to stop being friends with that Brennan dude. This dude is dirt poor and all he did was beg. Might be a good idea to quit school if you can't afford to pay $6 to eat in the cafeteria.

#7772 I confess that I stay super wet during sex. In fact I get wet from the slightest touch. It sucks when everyone thinks it's so fantastic but then almost every guy you have been with finishes super fast.

#7775 This guy and I were passing diarrhea in the stalls right beside each other. He finished before me and left the bathroom. He did not wash hands.

#7771 To the guy who made that smart ass comment in SOC 101 class you are an asshole. You are so immature and always ask stupid questions. Do the class a favor and shut the hell up!

Cake - Calm down, Durkheim. Not everyone wants to follow you and your functionalism. XOXO - Marx

#13 I've always seen this Buff asian guy around Garett hall. Boy you are so fine I wouldn't mind sneaking you off and having a little fun with you before class two or three times a day.