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Thursday, 12 March 2015 07:22 AM
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I typically don't try to proselytize my atheism or try to "deconvert" people.

But one of my big fantasies is to deconvert a Christian girl with my penis. I have sex with her a few times and she's like "Wow. This is awesome. Why would a god say I have to wait to do this?" And I plant a seed of doubt with my cock. Then she starts asking more questions, which leads her to examining her faith even more. Then she starts learning about evolution and watching Richard Dawkins videos online. Eventually she'll be kinda sad as she realizes her religion is a silly lie, and she'll need emotional support.

More sex.

Then she'll eventually discard the last remnants of belief, and instead of sad, she'll be relieved! The joy of realizing that she's not living under the gaze of a celestial dictator will set her mind free in ways she never imagined! Also, she can fornicate (with me) all she wants without guilt.

And it's all because of my weiner.
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Thursday, 12 March 2015 06:57 AM
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#230 I confess I feel like I'm in the depths of despair thanks to my math 155 class. There is hope to pass it but I found out that I have to make a C in it to move on to the other math classes in my major (and no my major is not math). I am a straight A student but have thoughts of dropping out because I keep having to retake this stupid class!
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Thursday, 12 March 2015 06:39 AM
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The best way to improve police race relations is to shoot 2 officers. Thank you Tyrone for your service.
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Wednesday, 11 March 2015 10:42 PM
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I'll be honest. I'm super curious to see what Sarah Drago would look like with eyebrows.
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Wednesday, 11 March 2015 05:42 PM
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#151 I confess I've fallen for her. She's my friends with benefits and I don't think she knows I've caught the feels for her. I wanna tell her but IDK how she feels about me. What should I do?

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Wednesday, 11 March 2015 05:26 PM
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#152 I confess I no longer understand our relationship. We're supposed to be friends with benefits but every time I mention casual sex now he gets weird. I ask him if he wants sex and he says I don't know. I don't understand! Did he catch feelings for me? Am I hurting his feelings because he wants something more? Or is he just a major douche?! I need answers!
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Wednesday, 11 March 2015 05:14 PM
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#153 There's a guy and a girl screaming in the Union right now (Wednesday evening) loud enough to be heard way above anybody else. Just the two of them. They aren't using words, they're just screaming. My confession is, as a member of the BSU, it saddens me that I could correctly assume their race before I even saw them.

Look at the stereotypes people give us. Loud. Obnoxious. Stupid. Violent. Perhaps if you'd like everybody else to stop stereotyping us, you should consider acting like an adult in control of your actions.

Omega- You sound kinda racist.
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Wednesday, 11 March 2015 01:37 PM
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#154 I confess I'm straight up just looking for someone to suck on my boobs tonight. It gives my the biggest thrill this is a legitimate post like if interested. I mean it nothing else just boob sucking.
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