I confess I have no idea what op stands for. Any help?

Omega- Original poster.

Can a university student park anywhere on fridays?

I cannot believe how many people on this campus flat out completely reject evolution. It's not an opinion, it's a theory, and not an "I have a theory..." kinda bullshit way. Evolution is a 'Theory' the same way 'Gravity' is a theory.

And then there's those people who believe in it but not in humans. That's almost dumber that flat out denying evolution. I could lay out in front of you about 30 or more skulls that show human ascension from australopithecus afarensis to the beginning of the genus Homo... all the way to Homo Sapien Sapien. Even today, people are being born without vestigial organs like wisdon teeth or a gallbladder, etc. Evolution is literally happening at this very second.

I have no problem with religion at all, except for when it hinders advancement and makes its followers ignorant or close-minded.

I confess that i built a homemade fleshlight last night out of a pringles can, 3 sponges and a nitrile glove. I stuck it between my mattresses and went to town to pictures of my ex and a close friend. I also confess that this is the first time I have penetrated anything/anyone.

In the past 24 hours I have already used it 3 more times and I'm about to make it a 4th.

To the person that crapped on the toilet seat in the women's bathroom in Clark hall and just left it there, you're disgusting. We're not two years old anymore, you're an adult. Clean up after yourself! Ya nasty.

Two questions:

Can anyone suggest a well paying part-time job? Preferably server/cashier/clothing store and Thursday-Sunday shifts.

And does anyone know of any nice 1 bedroom/1 bath apartments for rent? With a decent price.

I confess that I still can't get over my ex (we dated almost 2 years.). He broke up with me out of nowhere last August. After three unsuccessful dates the next few months, I would have to have the guy(s) bring me home early because I would start crying. I called him one night that December only to ask how he was doing , and his friend answered and said my ex was currently fucking someone. Obviously that didn't help. I've recently felt like I've gotten over him, until I began to break down (metaphorically) on my drive home from class last week. I feel like I have a huge hole in my chest. I loved him.. He hurt me so bad, idk if I still do.. I thought he was the one... [we never slept together] Ihad a dream he died and I can't even sleep anymore without dreaming of him... He doesn't even acknowledge me anymore.. What do I do? It's been 7 months...

I'm just saying, if you swallow advil with cum, you a slut.
You know who you are.