#344 I feel like maybe more people are born not heterosexual because overpopulation problem. Less people to make kids seems like a good solution. Now we just need to stop people who shouldn't have breed once.

#348 I confess to all professors...thank you so much for all the all nighters I have to pull.

Ever since I was a little child, I never liked my poop to splash into the toilet water, I felt that was too violent, too nasty, and didn't like the toilet water splashing back unto my butt cheeks. So I started having one hand hover under my booty hole, to gently catch my poop, and then I slowly bring it down to the water. It's an easier, more calming experience. A good challenge when I get diarrhea tho.

I confess that I'd be more than happy to send my notes to you because you (insert reason for missing class here)!!! For $20.......

I confess that I am watching my roommate rub gummy worms on her nipples before she eats them. I also confess that she had beautiful nipples.

I confess I enjoy rubbing gummy worms on my nipples late at night.

I am sick and tired of hearing the term friends with benefits. It's bullshit. If you keep having sex with just one other person multiple times and you cuddle and laugh and joke around with that person you are in a relationship. Maybe not a normal healthy one but it is a relationship. At least have the courage to own up and say I am a fucked up individual in a fucked up unhealthy relationship with another equally fucked up individual.

To Luke on here who seems to commebt on everything. All I see is you insulting people on here and telling people to kill themselves. This has been done on several posts. I understand that posting online makes you feel like a big man but you aren't fooling anyone. I know you personally and your situation is whole lot different from what you tell people and how you portray yourself on facebook. Luke, it's not that I don't like you I just feel sorry for you and how you get off telling people to kill themselves. If you're such a baller... Why dont you have better things to do than troll a college page... just sayin.