#395 I confess that I broke up with my boyfriend this week because of pictures I found on his phone. No, it wasn't naked hoes, but something much worse. It was a whole album of a dog licking his dick. And he couldn't figure out what was so disgusting about it! Needless to say, I'd rather it was another girl.

#394 I've had this fuck buddy for the past several months. And I think I'm starting to fall in love with him. Like deep, no turning back now, love. Wtf do I do?

Omega- Idk OP. If you can't be a fuck buddy without failing, how the hell can you succeed at being a love buddy? :P End the fuck buddy thing (without spilling the beans) and see if he/she pursues you afterwards?

#393 I confess I want to become a sorority girl for the free shirts and sense of sisterhood but i don't want to become a sorority girl because of the dues and the stigma and all the time consuming shit that comes with it.

Omega- Really OP?! Don't you realize that with that attitude, you could be PRESIDENT of most chapters?

#397 I confess I've been wanting to ask this guy for his number but every time I get the chance I freeze like a damn popsicle wtf

Omega- D-

#395 I confess that every day when my co-workers leave the office, I blow the place up with farts. Like a ton of farts.

#419 I confess last night I made the first few cuts on myself and I can honestly say I felt better. I wasn't as sad today. I have added more and I feel even better. I know I shouldn't but I haven't felt this good in a long time.

#391 I stole a bra from walmart recently, and put the old one on which my boyfriend has rubbed his cum.

#396 I confess that i've seen some pretty gay shit happen in our fraternity house. I walked in on a bro sandwich last semester. We were all pretty wasted that night. Don't worry bros, your secret is safe with me.