#23865 I wish I were an outgoing person that talks to people, and smiles and has fun enjoying life. But I'm not. Instead I'm a quiet, lonely, miserable, asshole that's basically wasting my life watching it pass by. I hate myself.

#23864 How I Met Your Mother (Indian Version)

1st Grade - Pulled a girl's pigtails and ran. She complained. I got detention.
3rd Grade - Fell in love with my Math Teacher. She said no. I got detention.
8th Grade - Fell in love with a girl in Sex Ed. She chose the professor cuz he "knows what he's doing".
10th Grade - Fell in love with a girl in detention. She said no. I dropped out.

6 Years Later - Mom sets me up with a girl for an arranged marriage. I said no. And thaaaat is How I Met Your Mother

#23863 I'm packed up and ready to leave my house on Tuesday... I'm just dreading that I go live with my mom for a month... We never have seen eye to eye, been on the sane page, let alone the same book, or even the same part of the library... She's all about country music, religion and trump... I'm rock, science, and drastically trying to research all presidential candidates... The movies we watch, the tv shows we watch, the people we hang our with, everything is different, like honestly, the only similarity we have, is blood... Even our demeanor is different... I'm drastically laid back so much do that everybody thinks I'm always stoned, my mom might as well be a part of some protest, cause she screams at others about shit she doesn't even know. I work hard on modifying myself to be more personable, and presentable, my mom just makes an ass of herself... I honestly wish I knew how to change her get into someone that's more than a dude die, into someone with depth... Idk I care about her but she's so unapologetic it's like she's killed someone, and wants the Lin to apologize to her...

#23862 How do I even explain this horrible situation. Nowadays, whenever I eat a meal without rice, I feel lost. Not physically or in terms of hunger, it's deeper than that, it's more spiritual. I start my co-op soon, and because I hate actually transporting rice, eating lunch is going to be a struggle. I've never faced such an obstacle before. Last night, thinking about this problem I almost started crying. Why can't they have hot-pockets, but instead, it's like a bowl of rice.

Confession- I never realized how weird certain things I do are until I went to college. Apparently you turn left by actually turning left in most states??? Left turns are terrifying, roads in Indiana are actually just terrifying in general, do certain lecture halls really have to be so huge- I want to go to lecture but I'm scared of heights, someone help this poor Asian.

#23861 I drink, because I enjoy the taste. But then it turns into getting drunk, because I am depressed. However, getting drunk, and them the resulting hangover will often make the depression even worse. I can't seem to control myself.

#23860 If ya'll were wondering, it's an extra $1,000 to take 4 summer classes instead of 3. But hey, I'm okay with it because that's capitalism at its finest folks!

#23859 Should I confess to my friend that I like him even before he started dating his current girlfriend?

#23858 I need change