#23938 For my fellow men out there( sex wise not gender wise), you know those tiny ass toilets where when you sit to poop you ain't got anywhere for your dick to go? Those are the worst. Either it presses against the front of the toilet or hangs across the front of the seat, either way is nasty af and uncomfortable. Why can't all toilets just be normal sized so there's room for a penis to go?

#23937 I usually don't give a shit about politics because it's always been the lesser of 2 evils with the third party basically limping along... But this year between Hillary and Trump, I honestly couldn't write in either, if you don't feel strongly about them, the third party this year actually picked up a lot of speed, and although they might not win it's good to at least check them out.

#23936 I just found out that I am getting a new RA on my floor next year. I was so happy as me and the old RA had issues. But when I found out it was a make RA that went out the window.
Confession? I'm afraid to have a male RA, I'm a recent victim of sexual abuse and just thinking that the "go to" person on my floor is going to be a male freaks me out

#23935 Is there anything you wish was taught more in your schools and communities to the point of being common sense? I wish I knew in my 20's that it is basically a strict rule in most loving and civilized social groups (not so much among dedicated assholes) that you need to become the person you will be for the rest of your life by age 30. That if you are not a totally compassionate person who is exorcized of any personality flaws and negativity by age 30, you will mostly be fucked off away from the most fun and relaxing jobs. No you may not be allowed a bit more time to grow and change. Oh, you have a mental illness? So sorry, fuck off, we don't like you because your voice sounded mean a couple of times to us in the interview so clearly you are a complete bigot and/or psychopath. You had many traumatic experiences growing up that were out of your control? Sorry, tell it to your therapist as that's not a valid excuse given you glanced at our HR intern in a way that she deemed to be creepy and uncomfortable, therefore you are clearly a disgusting subhuman and not a sensitive snowflake so fuck off. You say you have the skills to do your job well and you are faster and know what you are doing more? Well, this is likely true, but what's also true is you don't have hearts as big as ours nor as perfectly beautiful, so kindly fuck off to a workplace that allows you to be an asshole. At Snowflakes and Associates(c) we are never assholes. We raise the bar for ethics so you can't reach it. Fuck off.

#23934 Yesterday, I had a dream where I gave my gf a screaming orgasm while her mom was in the room next door.

#23933 People who are staying here for the summer, is cactus still fun and crowded on Thursdays or is it really empty?

#23932 Questions: how come i never see anyone running on the tracks next to the corec? is it against some sort of rules? I don't see the area locked down or anything. By a similar token, does anyone know if ross ade is open to the public or is it constantly locked
Confession: I have collected multiple latent fingerprint samples of my past roommates with the intention of figuring out which ones have been stealing my food. I feel like fingerprinting from crime shows are such lies -- all fingerprints look pretty much the same!

#23931 I need an advice. Im on Probation for Spring semester. I help my sister t pay tuition by doing internships. I have 2 Options:
1) Go back to school for Fall and get out of probation. Take loans. Graduate in Fall 2017.
2) Do internship. Get out of Probation by taking a class and registering for internship class( to remain full-time). Less loans but graduate by Spring 2018.

What should I do?