#24154 I still have Reginald the Birthday Ducky that you bought me. I keep it in my desk drawer. I wish that I could take it out sometimes and put in on my desk while I work, but if I am honest, it still hurts too much. We shared so much that was beautiful, but also so much that was nightmarish.

I confess that I am afraid that I will still have Reginald the Birthday Ducky in my desk drawer for several more years, replete with attendant memories.

#24153 Voting in this year's election is similar to asking me whether I'd like to be fisted in the ass (Hillary) or face fucked by a horse dick (Trump). Or I could blindfold myself and pray that neither of those happen, even though I inevitably know one will (Go third party).

#24152 I love the discount den because I can go and get lots of snacks. But I always feel like the people are gonna hardcore judge me if I walk in looking hella sloppy and buy a pint of ice cream, candy and chips.

#24151 I think I finally understand why Jesus turned water into wine. I'm not a christian, so please pardon my ignorance - the thought just popped into my head.

I think he meant to show the equality between the two. During my travels I've seen "the masses" do both:
1. Chug wine like it was water; and more importantly
2. Enjoy fresh, clean water like it were wine.

I do hope this gets posted. For some reason I get the feeling this thought offers an entirely new perspective, and I would like to share it with the world!

#24150 Starting to think I really need to see a social worker to get a handle on some of my issues. Just looked up available ones in my area that are covered by my shit obamacare insurance. There's only one. Looked her up on FB to see what she looks like and she's freaking gorgeous and my age. Fun fact: Social anxiety, i.e. inability to talk to pretty girls, is one of my issues. FML

#24149 Anyone know a good driving school around Purdue? The only one I see is Indiana All Star Driving and that's $65 an hour :(

#24148 Amy Cracker, could you stop looking so damn gorgeous in your facebook photos? Youre distracting me

#24147 If you ask a girl if she loves you in the middle of sex and she hesitantly says yes, do not take it seriously.