#24524 You are the hole of the ass

#24523 My roomate whines about his problems ( love life) and I dont want to know his shit.

#24522 nothing like sitting next to a cute girl on Wednesday, not saying anything and building up the courage to say something for 2 days just for her to sit somewhere else. I worked too damn hard on my strategy for you to be so inconsiderate, next time please stick to the script I had in my head

#24521 Whenever a girl smiles in my direction I am like "hurry up smile back" but all I can do is a simulation of a mini stroke

#24520 Would it be weird to ask my neighbor if they want to share wifi and split the bill?

#24519 Sororities and frats create a unwelcoming culture and environment for minorities. Even though that they don't explicitly state that they are against minorities rushing, they still instill that sentiment based on their culture. How would a minority feel comfortable rushing when everyone in that sorority/fraternity is white? Less than 1% of the greek population is non-white and I think this is a problem. It serves as a modern day segregation system.

#24517 -admin to op did you see this on treesicle's South Park the story you never knew?

#24518 To the girl in the red dress with her hair dyed purple walking past potter this morning. I was the guy in the black game of thrones shirt, when you smiled at me, my heart skipped a beat. You're absolutely gorgeous!