#24597 The word "government" has always made me think of chewed gum. No idea why, it just does.

#24596 So many people are getting engaged and married on fb that I might go insane

#24595 I am in love with a gorilla

#24594 I have never met an ugly woman, but all women named Hannah are gorgeous. :)

#24593 I had a rough night last night. Today I am feeling better. Between classe, I hung out with my friends and it helped tons. It's really great to know you guys are here for me sometimes.

#24592 I've used the hishe batman, "hey you want to know my secret identity", pick up line before. It worked

#24591 How bad is it to have a "W" in your transcript? I'm really having a hard time with one class and the work is too tough for me. I even skipped an assignment submission. I don't think i can take it anymore. I feel really stressed whenever i step into the classroom.

#24590 im a dude. im not gay. im straight as fuck. i just wanna suck dicks, is that too much to ask