#31053 You'll be sorry Pee wee Herman!

#31052 I want to be a super hero after graduating

#31051 This page has gone way downhill. Its all just angry political rants, relationship problems, and people bragging about how much pussy they get. Come on guys, submit something unique or interesting for once.

#31050 Why are most frat bros virgins?

Because it’s not sex when she is passed out.

#31049 To put it lightly, I don't talk to people as much as I want to. Unfortunately, I'm not much of an extrovert irl. I understand there are like only like 5-6 weeks left, but I could use a friend who I would talk to on a regular basis. Is anyone interested in getting lunch together daily? I'll message you!

#31048 I was too lazy to put on a shirt but had to get something from my living room where the blinds were open. I thought the coast was clear, but pretty sure someone just saw me topless. Why the fuck were you sitting in your dark car in front of my window at 12:30 am?..This isn't the first time someone caught me naked through the window either; you think I'd learn a lesson. I just really hope whoever it was doesn't know me.

#31047 Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3.

#31046 How can I go from being shy and awkward virgin to a guy who can walk up to a girl in a bar and have her suck his dick in the restroom an hour later. How long will it take?