#24869 Hey any ladies out there wanna go furniture shopping? I know all the best places. I know the good ones, I know the bad ones, the overrated ones, the ones that no one's ever heard of that are better than all of them!

#24868 Remember, fall break is here for you to break the fall.

#24867 How I know my period is coming: I want to start crying while watching the dog whisperer on TV.

#24866 You know that girl that you haven't seen in years but still fantasize about occasionally? I dreamed about her last night. Unfortunately the dream somehow ended with me having a mouthful of noodle length period blood clots. You know that feeling when you've tried to eat your pasta too fast and you end up with an un-chewed noodle hanging down your throat? I woke up retching and almost puked in my bed. Scratch that name the fuck off the list.

#24865 Is it weird as a college teenage boy to have never shaved my balls?

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#24863 Every time my family posts pictures it's of them having fun, enjoying life, smiling, loving life, and I'm over here with my heart breaking, wondering why my mom never cared... And if she did, when and why'd it stop?

#24862 Does anyone else wonder how love could work, like an exclusive relationship, if we could live forever and not change physically past our prime?