#24957 Can someone please help me with Spanish? I have a few questions
from my homework, but I didn't get the chance to ask my prof. or
get help from a tutor.

Confession: I want to be the very best like no one ever was.

#24956 Member Chewbecca Again?

#24955 Sometimes when I'm bored at night, I wrap myself in plastic wrap and oil the floors, then slide around like I'm a slug traveling around campus.

#24954 The other day I had an unwanted boner. To get rid of it I tried distracting myself by deriving the quadratic formula in my head. The boner intensified.

#24953 My friends only drink hard liquour. What happened to being classy and drinking wine and champagne?

#24952 Guys on motorcycles are my weakness.

#24951 I send half naked snaps to guys on Tinder when my roommate is asleep.

#24950 As I lay in my bed, I feel an absence, an absence of touch. Of a woman, a woman who likes to cuddle. My pink laced fedora has cuddled my head for the past couple of years, but it's comfort is no longer enough. Why doth the women who cuddle have gone extinct? All women do, and I mean every single women on the entire planet, just go out and have sex with multiple men every single night? Why is it that I can't find someone to accompany me and stylish fedora? My neck beard scratching against your face would easily be a sufficient substitute to sex. So m'ladies, please come out of extinction and join me in a rigorous cuddle session. My fedora and neck beard are waiting (: